Hole In The Wall

2010-11-04

Alaska Department Enviromental Control

The HITWWRAWRA has been served a notice by the Alaska Department of Environmental Control that the waters from Upper and Lower Kroc Pond is not safe for drinking, swimming, boating or any fish taken from these waters may be contaminated. Any future use should be curtailed until such time a proper filtering and circulation device can be installed and approved by their engineers. According to their water analysis, the water contains a high count of kroc and duck fecal matter and a variety of other minor contaminants draining into the system from a structure labeled "Duck House". Evidently, they think we are raising ducks in the "Duck House", come spring I will get pictures of the flocks of ducks that visit the ponds on their seasonal migration to show them that it is not our fault the wild ducks are crapping in our lakes.

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In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

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The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

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The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

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The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

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The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

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Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

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John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

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Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

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Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

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Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

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Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

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The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

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The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

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John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

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The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

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They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

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Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

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Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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~Ranger Bill~

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