Hole In The Wall: December 2010

2010-12-19

Christmas Eve

CHRISTMAS AT THE HOLE IN THE WALL

With just five days remaining until Christmas Eve and our family gathering at the "Hole In The Wall" it is time to prepare and finalize the plans. We have to have a plan. Next year, we will have an election as to whom plans!

As of 2321 on Sunday, December 19, 2010 the following Clans have indicated that they will be in attendance. Best total count that I currently have is twenty eight persons of varied heights and sizes. At least two of the 28 will not be having dinner, as they bring their own dinner in the shape of bottles and nipples.

"*CONFIRMED GUEST LIST"
Eagle Clan (2)
Buffalo Clan (4)
Wolf Clan (5)
Moose Clan (5)
Bear Clan (3)
Lynx Clan (2)
Woodpecker Clan (5)
Brittany (2)

"NOT ABLE TO ATTEND"
Beaver Clan
Raven Clan (26th Evening)
Charmin

"UNKNOWN"
Donald (2)

DINNER MENU
Diner Menu Is As Planned On The Earlier Posting, Directly Below This Posting.

Stan: "Stan's Secret Chili" or "Seafood Spectacular Stew"
Dana: Guacamole
Marina: Baklava
Rodney: Rodney's Three Day Meat Balls In Sauce
Eagle Clan: Hot Dogs / Buns / Cheese For Chili Dogs
Crystal: Pizza (I think that Is What She Told Me)

ITEMS NEEDED
Chili (In case mine fails due to unavailability of the secret ingredients)
Hamburgers / Buns For Chili Burgers
Hot Dogs / Buns For Chili Dogs
Plastic or Paper Bowls / Plates
Plastic Silverware
Deserts
Coffee, Hot Chocolate
Alcoholic Beverage
Whatever You Want To Bring
Pre-cooking Would be Good Because We Ain't Got No Kitchen
Dogs / Burgers Can Be Cooked On the Fire Pit

Dependent on manpower and time, will start decorating on Tuesday / Wednesday.
Moose Clan brought in one truck load of firewood ~ will need to acquire additional

Warning
"Curfew Will Be Enforced at 8:00 pm for everyone under 19 so they will be asleep when Santa arrives".

Wishing All Of You A Very Merry Christmas,
It Will Be Good Having Everyone Together Once more. We have so much to be thankful for.

In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

.....

The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

.....

The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

.....

The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

.....

The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

.....

Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

.....

John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

.....

Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

.....

Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

.....

Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

.....

Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

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The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

.....

The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

.....

John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

.....

The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

.....

They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

.....

Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

.....

Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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~Ranger Bill~

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