Hole In The Wall: March 2011

2011-03-30

Medical Records

Being concerned about your recent surgery, I wanted to insure that you were adhering to your Doctor's Discharge Orders. With a few computer skills, I was able to obtain some of your medical records. It does not appear that you are adhering to his orders. Mild Exercise for 7 - 10 days, I am assuming that exercise could be construed as meaning anything sexual in nature. Do not allow rough play in order to protect your stitches? Hmm, I wonder if the above two coincide. You have to be told not to lick you incisions? Are you sure you had your appendix out ~ sounds familiar to an operation that Daddy Beaver recently had!

Are you sure you are telling us the entire story or is there something we need to worry about?

2011-03-29

Three of the four corner states, I also have Arizona

The mountain states

Oh Great Pooba-I , the prospective caribou clan appeal to your benevolent spirit for leniency in the liscense plate requirements of my initiation. Some areas are just not on my migratory paths. I have successfully gathered you plates representing 10 western states and two bonus plates for Alaska(your great land) and HI(john and heidi's p.referred vacation spot). I not post the results oh Great Eagle. The plates here represent the Pacific time zone.

2011-03-21

Here are examples of my suggestions for a cannon in the pit, old shipboard cannon on cradle made of beams.

In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

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The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

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The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

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The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

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The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

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Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

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John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

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Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

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Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

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Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

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Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

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The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

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The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

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John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

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The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

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They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

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Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

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Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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