2007-10-30

Quincy, California

Pulled out of Tonopah, Nevada early this morning, when you stay in a Clown Motel, there is bound to be a lot of clowns and they were noisy all night, nothing noisier than a bunch a clowns that have been partying.

Only covered 358.9 miles today, bringing our run up to 8,562.9 miles but we did see a variety landscapes. Early this morning, it was much the same as yesterday, prairie covered with sagebrush and an occasional wild burro. Most of the small towns on this route are basically ghost towns showing signs that the mining played out many years ago. However, I did find a business opportunity that has potential for growth in the libation industry with perhaps a small brothel on the side.

You cannot make out the name of this establishment from the picture, the name of this bar and brothel is he Long Branch Saloon. There is a "For Sale" sign on the building, but I could not find anyone that looked like Miss Kitty and evidently Matt Dillon was out of town as cars were speeding through town. Looked for Festus, I think I found his mule, perhaps, burro but not him nor Doc. As you can see from the second picture, it is a "fixer upper"but a great way to build instant equity. As you can see, it has some great highway frontage, about two feet off the highway so you will need to buy the adjacent
vacant lot so truckers could pull in, I am sure a good number of them would be ready for a brothel and a stiff drink after driving this lonesome route. Did not see anyone else in town so you could set up your own government.
Arriving in Gardnerville, Nevada we started seeing the scene change to agriculture in nature, however as we left town we immediately started gaining altitude from about 4,000 feet to 9,000 foot pass, heavily wooded with Ponderosa Pine. Reaching the peak of the pass, it was an immediate decline down the other side with a view of Lake Tahoe and the valley. A beautiful drive. Arriving in South Lake Tahoe, Terry wanted to spend a couple hours shopping. I had no choice, shop or go to a casino. Wanting to spend some quality shopping time with her, but knowing she preferred to shop by herself so she could take her time, I made the sacrifice and sought the refuge of Harrah's Casino. During her absence, I nursed three free rum and cokes and played conservatively with a $50.00 tab. Upon her return,my $50.00 investment was down to $18.00. My next pull, I pulled it up to $32.00 so she suggested we leave at that point, "ah, come on, just a couple of more pulls", on the third pull I finally hit a triple and cashed in my check for $245.00. My net winnings of $195.00 almost covered her shopping spree. Best of all, I left Nevada a winner from Laughlin and Tahoe!
The drive around the South End of Lake Tahoe was beautiful, no sign of the fire that swept through this area. We did spend about five minutes on the interstate, just long enough to catch a secondary road that will take us across California in a NW direction and right through the center of the Sierra's. Our decision was good, as soon as we got off the interstate, we had no traffic. The landscape is rolling hills and smaller mountains heavily forested by huge Sugar Pine. Dropping into the valleys, the communities are small and predominantly ranching areas with large cattle ranches, expect to see the Cartwrights come riding out of the trees at anytime. This part of California is livable, appears to be relatively untouched with large developments. Looking forward to the trip tomorrow, the Sierra's should be beautiful as we have Lassen Volcanic National Park, perhaps Shasta National Park to visit. If we do not get tied up touring the parks and enjoying the scenery, we should make the Pacific Coast by evening. We will hit the coast at McKinleyville, California to start our trek up Highway 101 to visit friends. We have made the 101 trip several times, you can never get tired of this drive.
The next time, you hear someone mention that we are running out of military and munitions, ask them to visit Hawthorne Nevada. I have passed through here before, it is a non descript little town out in the prairie of Nevada. For twenty five miles, you drive through the explosive ordinance storage area. They are all bunkers, built to ground level and covered with dirt, rows of them as far as the eye can see on both sides of the road. The Navy Undersea Warfare training detachment is also here. In the middle of Nevada and dessert area. However, there is a huge lake (which Dutch went swimming in) that I assume they use for training. Some how, they got the word that a retired Chief was in town because they gave me a military escort as I left town. I assume it was a convoy for me, I passed a Humve with two battle dressed soldiers standing up in the rear looking over the top of the driver. Going back into my lane after passing, I am behind another army truck - I was inside their convoy! Not desiring to have any part of what the Army was doing, I put the petal to the metal and pulled out of the convoy leaving them in my rear view mirror. However,I did not exceed my highest posted speed of the trip.
See you on up the road and the coast.

2007-10-29

Introduction To Alaska

These little guys are cute! I got relatively close to them on foot, but they are awful skittish so it took a few steps at a time and stop to get these pictures, I was not going to get any closer. After seeing a large number of these little critters roaming free, I got to thinking, they would be ideal to have at the HITW. They browse for their own food in a very meager area, go without water and surely in time could be broke to he saddle or wagon. I figure if Ranger Bill was to spend a few nights in this area with a well broke mule, he could possibly get into roping distance of these critters. Let's don't be greedy, follow Noah's advice and gather them 2x2, male and female and in time we could have a burro herd roaming the Anchor River Recreational Area. As an enticement to get Ranger Bill to volunteer for this round up, about five miles south of where this herd was located we passed "Shady Lady Brothel" and five miles north, a second one the "Pink Lady Brothel". I wanted to stop and get some pictures but both Terry and Suzie put that idea to rest in a hurry!

Forgot to mention in my personal blog, got in a little fishing time while in Laughlin. Did not pack any gear but Walmart was close at hand so I picked up a cheapie rod and reel. Found a great fishing spot, a heavy concentration of "Yellow Eye" Rockfish and "Red Snapper". The clerk at Walmart said there was no limit on either specie so I kept two of each to eat on the way home if we can find a motel with a kitchenette. I could not believe how good the fishing was and so close to the hotel. It was great.

2007-10-25

NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick Manuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."


Thanks Jen ...it was worth posting

2007-10-23

Trinkets For the Clans

Will be heading home with a few trinkets for each of the family clans, compliments of Ranger Bill, temporarily has the clan name of "henohavename", in the Navajo and Arapahoe dictionary that means "a man with no name", however,while a the bottom of the Capital Reef today, I had a slight vision, however, I need a clearer vision as it could have been a mild case of heat stroke that I was feeling. In the homeland of Butch Cassidy, I would love to find some kind of sign bearing his name, even if I have to steal it! Perhaps,I will return to Butch Cassidy Gully tomorrow. Come this spring, I will be wearing a new hat that says U.S.S. SHANGRI-LA CVS-38. Ranger Bill just happened to find it in a store while he was looking at some other hats. My first ship, there cannot be that many of us around that there would be market for a Shangri-la hat. Did the rain gutters get installed on the Gazebo?

2007-10-14

Eagles Are Migrating


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2007-10-06

I Got a Secret.

I know something you dont know....wonder how long it will take you to figure it out.