2011-03-30

Medical Records

Being concerned about your recent surgery, I wanted to insure that you were adhering to your Doctor's Discharge Orders.  With a few computer skills, I was able to obtain some of your medical records.  It does not appear that you are adhering to his orders.  Mild Exercise for 7 - 10 days, I am assuming that exercise could be construed as meaning anything sexual in nature.  Do not allow rough play in order to protect your stitches?  Hmm, I wonder if the above two coincide.  You have to be told not to lick you incisions?  Are you sure you had your appendix out ~ sounds familiar to an operation that Daddy Beaver recently had!

Are you sure you are telling us the entire story or is there something we need to worry about?


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