Hole In The Wall: Santa's Helper

2009-12-08

Santa's Helper

Santa Is Awful Busy This Season
His Request For A "Stimulus Package" Was Turned Down By The Current Administration
He Has Had To Reduce His "Elf Staff" By 3,183 Elves
He Had To Install "Special Mufflers" On Each Reindeer To Reduce Gas Pollution To Meet Current EPA Standards
Consequently With His Decline In Funding,
Many Of Us Have Volunteered To Assist
As "Santa's Helpers"

This Is Just A Friendly Reminder,
To Someone That I Know!
Christmas Is Only
24 Days Away

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

2 comments:

real eyez said...: Still no comments on the post of black bras. Have been watching this post to see who responds and not a single person has commented on it!; December 12, 2009 at 4:52 AM
Shana said...: oh now that explains the target logos, the elfs have to shop not build now...economy and inport export, guess santa is doing his part...how sad. as for the bras...dad...i am worried about your fetishes...and do you have my red poka dot bra...should not be too hard to find, look for the smallest one.; December 25, 2009 at 5:01 AM

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In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

.....

The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

.....

The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

.....

The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

.....

The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

.....

Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

.....

John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

.....

Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

.....

Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

.....

Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

.....

Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

.....

The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

.....

The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

.....

John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

.....

The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

.....

They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

.....

Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

.....

Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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~Ranger Bill~

Hole In The Wall

2009-12-08

Santa's Helper

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