Hole In The Wall: From Alberta to Finland,

2010-04-27

From Alberta to Finland,

and Thailand to the UK,
a lot of visitors have come to this site in some way.
just check out the feedjit map below, left. I only
hope that we can keep out any illegal aliens.

...like Arizona has recently decided. I'm not a big fan
of Jon Stewart, but his reference to that state being
"The meth lab of democracy" was a giggle.
This year, we need to be checking greeng cards
with the number of Messicans we have...

3 comments:

Stan Harrington said...: Love it, the "color" test is great! This is also a area of concern to me, likely not to have the services of Ranger Bill to enforce maintain order and check for I. D.'s, but never know when Ranger Bill may ride in or out. We will devise some method of security, maybe a secret password. As soon as I figure out what it is, I will post it on this site.; April 27, 2010 at 10:10 PM
real eyez said...: Stan make sure to link that password to your facebook as you friends there would also appreciate being "in the know".
I understand out need to sop illegal aliens BUT I have one favor to ask? I am planning on bringing a mariachi band into the HITW and to add to the authenticity I have decided to hire south of the border, so can you please turn a blind eye till after July 17th? Maybe Ranger Bill could drive them North for us? lol; April 28, 2010 at 6:41 AM
Stan Harrington said...: Concept: Citizenship Passport and a secret pass word, just in case security is compromised.; April 28, 2010 at 8:54 AM

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In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

.....

The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

.....

The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

.....

The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

.....

The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

.....

Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

.....

John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

.....

Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

.....

Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

.....

Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

.....

Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

.....

The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

.....

The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

.....

John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

.....

The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

.....

They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

.....

Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

.....

Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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~Ranger Bill~

Hole In The Wall

2010-04-27

From Alberta to Finland,

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