Hole In The Wall: Working Animals

2008-02-01

Working Animals

I understand that the "Buffalo Clan" is currently working with Cabela's Sporting Goods in the development of a working dog broke to harness to pull sleds. Typical of the Clans, it has become competitive and now the "Wolf Clan" is secretly training their large mascot Burley to also

work in harness with two weiner dogs to work in unison as "wheel dogs".

Hearing of this, the "Bear Clan" is considering using two of their yellow dogs to also pull

a sled while in pursuit of a "dummy", if Papa Bear can run fast enough. But alas, the wise old Master of the "Eagle Clan"

sits back, observes and takes advantage of using

the "Moose Clan" to pull his load.

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6 comments:

john r mclay said...: It's tough to imagine the strength of a bull moose for pulling like that. If brute force is not the advantage, I'm sure endurance would be.; February 2, 2008 at 5:54 AM
john r mclay said...: How would you like to be the one to break the beast?; February 2, 2008 at 5:55 AM
Heidi said...: That is one moose with BIG horns! Do you think training him would be easier then Barley?; February 2, 2008 at 8:58 AM
RangerBill574 said...: Better than some mules I am sad to add.; February 3, 2008 at 5:06 PM
john r mclay said...: also, too bad it's just a well photo-shopped picture. Can you imagine the "rut"?; February 4, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Shana said...: Hey that was my idea!!!! Moose could go anywhere and they are big and strong...and edible when they have done their job or in lean times...I wanna moose...I'll break him (Josh is good at talking to moose he can try first)...; February 7, 2008 at 12:28 AM

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In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

.....

The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

.....

The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

.....

The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

.....

The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

.....

Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

.....

John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

.....

Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

.....

Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

.....

Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

.....

Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

.....

The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

.....

The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

.....

John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

.....

The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

.....

They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

.....

Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

.....

Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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2008-02-01

Working Animals

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