Hole In The Wall: One Step Fix!

2009-04-14

One Step Fix!

It's all Good, No stress!

I have found the solution to many of the problems we are facing this summer. With all the BS flying around camp it will take no time at all! In one easy unbelievable easy step, if we all doo our part we will have fixed our erosion problem which would fix the flooding, and we can really use the Duck House II as a recreational building; and you know what? After one summer, I bet a garden will actually grow in the Hole, once Dad gets the goats we will be eating like kings.

You have to check this product out!

3 comments:

Stan Harrington said...: what a marelous concept, I am sure we can convince everyone in the Clans to utilize the bag method and perhaps, even a couple of the dogs are trainable enough to follow the concept. I do foresee a problem with the occasional guests stopping by, I want you to be the one to explain to Uncle Al that he has to use a bag! Also, I can foresee a pile of bags accumulating behind the Bear and Wolf Den, might want to have a wheel barrow handy.; April 14, 2009 at 10:56 PM
john r mclay said...: I like that idea! Do they come in color choices? Camouflage?; April 15, 2009 at 6:24 AM
Heidi said...: Dad there will be no accumulation! The bags destroy the bad germs and turns the whole pile into natural fertilizer! Now getting Uncle Al to poop in a a bag....HAHAHAHAHA.... I want to watch someone ask!

I called the company this morning for Uncle Eric and they do make an XXL; but they do not come in colors.; April 15, 2009 at 7:06 AM

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In the Pit

Twas the night before hangovers

And all through the pit

Those gathered were drinking

No one knew when to quit

.....

The Eagle was drinking his rum

As Pooba, he was atop his own throne

And as for the rest of us

He left not one of us alone.

.....

The brunt of some joke

Victim of some gag

What's his latest gimmick

What's he got in that bag.

.....

The Charmin had blessed us

The whole derned crowd

Nieghbors dialed up 911

We were getting a bit loud

.....

The clans were assembled

Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose

And my Gawd, the dawgs

Who the hell turned em all loose.

.....

Trailers were circled

As wagons in days gone past

It rained the first two days

And the skies are still overcast

.....

John in the cook tent

Taylor in her char

The fire is blazing

Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!

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Heidi pourin out coffee

Eric sluggin his beer

Stan dishin out one liners

And Arnie-the fear.

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Our relation is coming

For to join the Hole in the Wall fun

Blue Duck may be with em!

Everyone git yer gun!

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Blue Peep got to Shana

She singed her bird digit

Sure mustiv smarted

It's still makin me fidget

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Taylor is wound up

She jist won't quit her talkin

That's Ok, in the next few weeks

She'd prove to be walkin

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The clan girls were here

secluded up on Estrogen Rise

Linked only by zip line

and soaked from the gray skies.

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The kids all found safe harbor

And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest

Everyone was workin

Engineering was put to the test

.....

John and his tape

Eric, his wit

Bill slapped a dandy ninety

And the gazebo still won't fit.

.....

The gravel was great

Keeps us outta the mud

Cept the kidlets

Who are covered in crud

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They're baking odd objects

Made from Anchor Point clay

No idea what they all are

Maybe, jist maybe some day.

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Granny and her wineglass

Grampy and his wig

Too much for John and I

We pull another swig

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Now the time for adios

But we'll come riding back soon

Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise

and the rest of us before noon.

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Hole In The Wall

2009-04-14

One Step Fix!

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