2007-03-19

HEY! I can't touch your html!

I can post, though!

WARNING!

The senseless, time wasting, mind drifting, use of good time for nothing posting shall not be allowed on this site!

This is NOT the dating hot line, JokeaDay, or NOAA weather station!

This web space is for serious business pertaining to the Hole In The Wall Recreational Area, the resident squatters, frequent campers, the Eagle's Nest, Arctic Polar Pigs, and donations for beer runs.














don't forget the hot dogs!

I can't believe I can't edit the template!

23 comments:

Stan said...

I can see some rules coming from the Chairman of the Administrators. That is you, Heidi! Rule that I would like see incorporated is that you must have the ability to write within the confines of the designated lines (unless alcohol is a contributing factor) and should never be allowed to do double posting, another sure sign of alcohol inducement thoughts. Hey, my grandchildren are going to be viewing these pages - cover them up at least! Now everyone will want to pee on the barbque grill!

Stan said...

Are you suyre the counter is going to be big enough, I can see a lot of hits coming to this site, you only have enough spots for 9,999,999!

Heidi said...

I will expand when necessary.

Shana said...

I could take up eating weinies...

Stan said...

Shana is tht you - I think you missed by favorite recipe for hot dogs. Wrap them in a wet paper towel and put them in the microwave for 1 minute - just like fire roasted hot dogs - no weeiners!

Heidi said...

Dad wasn't seeing things...he was drinking and couldn't stay in the lines...so I made them bigger. I also erased his double post.

Heidi said...

oops...he being JD

Stan said...

What a great weather station - even Montrose. I will never have to look at NWS again! Good idea Heidi, now can we have a tide book - we got a bunch coming up from a town just east of San Diego (Phoenix, I think) but being that they are related to Brother Don it may be a hoax. They want the Plumma to guide them on a clam hunt. I have of a couple of extra clam guns, but cannot get ammunition for them due to the new secuirty laws so you will need to pick up a box in Anchorage.

Heidi said...

Your wish...is granted, you just have to type in the zip code.

Stan said...

I am surely glad that you clarified that it was JD that was drinking and not me - I have a reputation to uphold!

Stan said...

Still playing, you have so many optiuons to choose onthe tides for format, the bar graph is good but if you choose the option for text tide chart, it gives you a full reading like we aer use to seeing in the reguylar tide books - good job. Some excellent clam tides commencing Memorial Day with the lower tides following Memorial day, days in the -4.9 range. Good job!

Stan said...

To: Chief Administrator
The blog site that you recently launched is averaging over one hundred hits per day. Due to the excessive use, it would be recomended that you install a value system on your counter. This option is available. The Register Counter maybe set in valaues of .50 cents to a maximum of $5.00. When a post or comment is made, the counter will tabulate the pre-determined value for the signee to see and automatically formats a monthly billing statement to their credit card account or to their home address. Let you site work for you, beats getting a job!

JD Plumma said...

The counter wouldn't run so fast if the site's comment area was more than prattle.

Plummas know nothin' about clams, 'ceptin' how to eat'em. Been near 20 years since I dug'em and never used one of them new-fangled guns! I could, possibly, remember how to shuck'em cause the shell scallops taste so good fresh out of a clam.

Stan said...

Hey, it was decreed by unamimous consent, that those who had an ability with a special subject would be responsible for all facets dealing with said project. You are a Plumma, you deal with water on a daily basis, clams live in water, therefore be it resolved that clamms come under the cartegory of plumming. You dig trench, it fills with watrer, you extract the water, retrieve the clams and leave the worksite for a union break.

RangerBill said...

You have more comments here than my Iditifence blog. Of course most of those were mine. Nice blog site. Where is the weather for Beaver? or Wamsutter? Hole in the Wall? I should be bloggin as Kid Curry. The actual Hole in the wall-does anyone know where it is located?

RangerBill said...

Wow the tide option!!! Evanston has no tides, or Grand Junction-the only zips I know. And it's bi lingual as well. If you only speak spanish, you're running(wading) Northward on the Rio Grande-how do the tides help?

JD Plumma said...

Johnson County, Wyoming - the real Hole in the Wall.

JD Plumma said...

You can be 'Flat Nose' Curry if you want. Butch would be a character to portray, I think. There's no record that Cassidy ever killed anyone, and many tales about his cunning and kindness persist.
Also, I believe he liked beer.

William said...

the plumma knows his old west history . i m impressed. Kid Curry was killed near Parachute, CO. I could be Matt Warner-he helped Butch rob Telluride. Definitely not one of the McCartys
as they were hard luck members of the wild bunch.

Stan said...

Brother Bill, perhaps if you reflected back into the archives of the Prattler, you would not only know how the Plumma knows the history but you would also see pictures. that is part ofthe ritual of joining the HITW gang, you have to know the history and pass a test of skill. You knowledge of Cisco Kid and Roy Rogers does not copunt, we aere talking real men - like Tom Horn! Since you some how knew where the Hole inthe Wall was, where is the cabin that Bujtch Cassidy and Sundance Kid lived in?

Shana said...

Helloo...instead of prattling on and on and on here why dont you boys start the "History" lesson...One of you blog something usefully informative instead of challenging each other...then maybe the rest of us would read it...and learn from your vast accumulation of knowledge...never know...maybe we will learn how to rob a stage coach...or possibly the train...

Stan said...

Shana - please refer to prattle HITW history lesson as recommneded to your uncle. Do you want to settle all the arguments now or in the middle of the campfire council meetings?

JD Plumma said...

now AND later - we shall settle.

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