Caribou Tracks
Soon and very soon I'll be headed to HITW. Gotta work some things out
with my rig.
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In the Pit
Twas the night before hangovers
And all through the pit
Those gathered were drinking
No one knew when to quit
.....
The Eagle was drinking his rum
As Pooba, he was atop his own throne
And as for the rest of us
He left not one of us alone.
.....
The brunt of some joke
Victim of some gag
What's his latest gimmick
What's he got in that bag.
.....
The Charmin had blessed us
The whole derned crowd
Nieghbors dialed up 911
We were getting a bit loud
.....
The clans were assembled
Wolf, Bear, Buff and Moose
And my Gawd, the dawgs
Who the hell turned em all loose.
.....
Trailers were circled
As wagons in days gone past
It rained the first two days
And the skies are still overcast
.....
John in the cook tent
Taylor in her char
The fire is blazing
Look Out! The blue tarp is on fare!
.....
Heidi pourin out coffee
Eric sluggin his beer
Stan dishin out one liners
And Arnie-the fear.
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Our relation is coming
For to join the Hole in the Wall fun
Blue Duck may be with em!
Everyone git yer gun!
.....
Blue Peep got to Shana
She singed her bird digit
Sure mustiv smarted
It's still makin me fidget
.....
Taylor is wound up
She jist won't quit her talkin
That's Ok, in the next few weeks
She'd prove to be walkin
.....
The clan girls were here
secluded up on Estrogen Rise
Linked only by zip line
and soaked from the gray skies.
.....
The kids all found safe harbor
And shelter in the Grand Ol Eagle's nest
Everyone was workin
Engineering was put to the test
.....
John and his tape
Eric, his wit
Bill slapped a dandy ninety
And the gazebo still won't fit.
.....
The gravel was great
Keeps us outta the mud
Cept the kidlets
Who are covered in crud
.....
They're baking odd objects
Made from Anchor Point clay
No idea what they all are
Maybe, jist maybe some day.
.....
Granny and her wineglass
Grampy and his wig
Too much for John and I
We pull another swig
.....
Now the time for adios
But we'll come riding back soon
Ranger Bill rode out before sunrise
and the rest of us before noon.
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12 comments:
I am dying to see if you all figure out who Bull Caribou is.
Could it be the same as Bill Caribou? However, be warned, it is taboo to adopt a Clansman Name prior to approval of the council. In addition, it should be noted that the name of a Clan is not subject to personal choice. There are certain tests that must be completed prior to being bestowed the honor with a Clan title. The name of the clans are honored upon the prospective clan, only after the Grand Master has had a "vision", in his wisdom he has yet to see a "vision" that would be reflective of you. Once the vison is achieved, you have past the test and went through the ritual of iniation, you will then be bestowed a Clansman Name. However, keep in mind that you also need to sit and interpet your vision with our "witch doctor" You have a long ways to go, until such time as the visions may permit, you will be referred to "Outsider"
Man you better not have tribed "Bubba"...I sure hope this is "Full a Bologna."
I am glad we got you in here...I think you may have stepped on the poo-pa's toes. I am scared for you, beware of the clan name you may receive.
My bolonga has a first name...
Man I am sorry for those years of teasing you...even if I was only three...now I live with it sooo bad....help!!!!!
oh ya...the name...it will give us more to tease you by....my boy and his family got the "peckers" he is a red head...
Ooo eee wally wally bing bang-my brother is a witch doctor. Or something like that. Sorry, wasn't aware of the protocol, looks like I am doomed to be designated the Beaver clan. Caribou fit me-nomadic, always on the moove.
Can I bribe my way to Caribou. How
much fire water will it take Grand Master
Visions hey Of mules- I will be
half assed- The mule clan has a nice ring to it. Not the donkey clan-people may misinterpret that.
Yes, mule clan-that fits me, I have many simularities to that noble beast. And bray, you otta hear me bray. Stubborn, intelligent, cautious, hung.....
did I say that.....(meant hung up)
Yes, vision a mule Grand Master.
You don't suppose he'll fit me into the Spike clan do you?
You keep talking about being "hung" and we may ask you to show off in the talent show...ewwwwww....icky....your my uncle....quit talking dirty......hehehe...but then again...every girl likes to see a well hung (up) man!!!
have you even asked Spike if he wants to be part of your clan...maybe being an ass is not spikes idea of a good title...maybe spike would rather be...the rover clan...that to fits...you never stop roveing for long
Shana - his lips are moving! How do you think he got the nickname "Wee Willie Winkie"
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