2007-04-12

Potential Danger Lurks At HITW

Perhaps, we should reconsider the future development of the HITW "Kroc Pond" and the creature that lurks in the depths of the pond. I realize that this is a "pet" project of the Plumma Wolf, however, can we take the chance of having an incident. What would happen if after a few brewskis, the Plumma forgets to feed his pet? How are we assured that his "pet" will remain in the pond and not slither throughout the campsite in the dead of night, picking out tidbits of food. There is no fence or moat restricting his movement. What if he wanders away at night and heads down to the state parks and decides that the Anchor River is a better home with an abundant food supply. You think Pike can devastate a salmon run, how about a "kroc"? He cannot only devastate the salmon run but also munch down on a bunch of fishermen, not to mention those that enjoy tubing the river. Being that the "Kroc" and 'Kroc Pond" is on my property, I do not think my homeowners insurance will cover the liability of a rogue "kroc". Perhaps, if we called in a vet and had him detoothed, declawed, and neutered, I would feel a little more secure in knowing that my grandchildren were playing around the "Kroc Pond" . The rest of the story is in the comment section.

4 comments:

Stan said...

This picture was taken on 4/12 in Thailand. A vet was checking this croc out after sedating him, but evidently not enough, he came to and bit off the arm of the vet, swallowing it. Guards on duty then shot the croc multiple times to rescue the vet, after being shot the croc puked up the arm. A medic grab the arm, put it on ice and rushed it to the hospital where the doctors were able to re-attach the arm. The operation was a sucess and the croc survived his gun shot wounds. The croc was seventeen years old, I assume the doctor was a little older. If you here rustling in the bushes late at night, it could be either "Arnie" or the "Kroc", who do you want to face on yournightoy trip to the "Duck House" P.S. Do not tell the kids are we will be escorting them tothe outhouse all night.

Stan said...

Correction, the incident happened in Taiwan - not Thailand.

JD Plumma said...

do you know what's growing in the duck hole?...

Shana said...

Maybe he was trying to keep the doc from writing out the bill. Then he would be a smart croc..right??

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